Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoA pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down113
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareA pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareTheMightyCanucklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·8 months agoThe other half of the joke: As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” The bartender asks… “Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts”
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoMy favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.
The other half of the joke:
As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” The bartender asks…
“Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts”
My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.