• southsamurai
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    8 months ago

    I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.

    It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.

    The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.

    If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there’s the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      I volunteer as Emu.

      I’m lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.

      This is the role I was born to play.

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      8 months ago

      Fuck, that sounds awesome… I’ll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some ‘unsuspecting’ cunt below, for sure

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        8 months ago

        There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating

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        8 months ago

        Done, assuming we don’t get sued into oblivion. Otherwise, it will have to be monocorse, and have different colors.