I vote for “xcretions”

Collectively… xcrement.

Other than dropping an ‘e’ what’s changed?

Yes, because everyone loves to say ‘Did you see my ex?’. Seems very well thought out.

I’m calling the platform xitter (pronounced like shitter) and the tweets “xits.”

Pronounced like shits of course.

Seeing the dumpster fire that Twitter is boecoming is quite the entertainment…

X’s eh Elon? So you named it after what you call your wife?

(For those who don’t get Wordplay, I’m referencing the fact that his wife left him… he calls his wife his “ex” is the joke)