NEW YORK—Sighing deeply as he closed his overcoat yet again and kicked in dismay at the scattered alleyway trash, local man Frank Pendrowski told reporters Tuesday he wasn’t sure what more he could possibly do to make women he flashes love him. “For years I’ve put myself out there, exposing my genitals to passersby,…
  • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.worldEnglish
    20·
    6 months ago

    If they don’t love you when you’re flashing them, they don’t deserve you when you’re clothed.

  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
    9·
    6 months ago

    You have to be able to handle some rejection if you are going to find the one. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

    • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMEnglish
      8·
      6 months ago

      I’m sure that’s what his pick up artist guru coach tells him all the time. This is the new sigma male dating strategy.

  • AlligatorBlizzardEnglish
    3·
    6 months ago

    Has he tried somewhere more rural? This move worked for Boebert’s ex-husband, at least initially.