The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 7 months agoThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldimagemessage-square149fedilinkarrow-up1397arrow-down141
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 7 months agomessage-square149fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agoMaybe he didn’t pee. Maybe he pood.
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 months agoI’d be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I’d need a diagram to understand it.
minus-squareDeepus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-27 months agoNo dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss. Takes a little practice.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoWell you see, it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and levers, sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine…
minus-squaredevfuuu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoPeople seem to forget the agility of the shower poop man.
minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoFootprints the wrong way
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoThat’s assuming he didn’t poo onto the porch and then toss it. ;)
minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoSeems like that would had left an even more telling track in the snow.
Maybe he didn’t pee.
Maybe he pood.
I’d be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I’d need a diagram to understand it.
No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.
Takes a little practice.
Well you see, it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and levers, sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine…
People seem to forget the agility of the shower poop man.
Footprints the wrong way
That’s assuming he didn’t poo onto the porch and then toss it. ;)
Seems like that would had left an even more telling track in the snow.