• Solivine
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      Technically 102 if you include the one already said

      • @[email protected]
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        213 months ago

        No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated

        • Solivine
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          173 months ago

          It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.

  • Turing spider
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    1. She asked for “I’m sorry” and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
  • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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    Formatting

    Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:

    R E D   H A T
    

    becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.

    I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    163 months ago

    I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.

  • @[email protected]
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    From the tone of the first message, I’m guessing that’s not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.

  • @[email protected]
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    113 months ago

    I feel like when you title your post “Hilarious”, you’re being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.

    • zout
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      Funny is not an objective quality. The OP can find it hilarious, while you find it unfunny. You can always post something that’s funny to you.

  • Juice [none/use name]
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    93 months ago
    1. Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, “loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can’t bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains” This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.
  • CarrotsHaveEars
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    Say I’m sorry hundred times before I will forgive you

    Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.