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0x4E4F to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Sad, but it's true

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Sad, but it's true

0x4E4F to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee
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    How are we supposed to kiss when I don’t even know what Linux distro you run

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      Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

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        Or even holding hands.

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          Such lewd language.

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle

      • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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        distro choice is THE key factor

    • onlinepersona@programming.dev
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      Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱

      Anti Commercial AI thingy

      CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      Windows and macos distros

  • Minotaur@lemm.ee
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    This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.

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      Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!

      • 0x4E4FOP
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        Most probably Arch users.

    • DogWater@lemmy.world
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      Sweeping with a HUGE broom

  • Flamangoman@leminal.space
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    This meme format is fantastic

  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de
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    One is measurable, the other is guesswork.

    • 0x4E4FOP
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      Apparently, it’s “obvious to everyone, except you [me]”… or at least that’s what my wife tells me.

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    A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

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      And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

      And yet you’ll still be single.

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        Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!

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    Wasn’t it 0.5s?

    • petersr@lemmy.world
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      And would you call SSH a library?

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        It’s a component of a larger system.

  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    what is a “girl”?

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      A guy with cat ears.

      • ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip
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        Sounds good. Where can I get one?

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          Where can I get one?

          Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B091285NB4

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      A library, perhaps…?

      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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        Can’t find libgirl.so

      • SteveTech@programming.dev
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        They probably mean gir1.2

    • Lunya \ she/it@iusearchlinux.fyi
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      they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the “replace-testosterone” patch. It’s also recommended to use the “cat-ears” patch, and, if you can, also the “cat-tail” patch, but that isn’t necesarily required to get it working.

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    My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆

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      Get a load of this guy - he’s got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

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        On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol

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    Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives

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