• Aielman15
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    Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn’t know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.

    • XIN
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      283 months ago

      Lactose fuels the universe.

      • @Impound4017
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        263 months ago

        It’s where the ‘lactic’ part of galactic comes from.

        • jackiemeaiiiOP
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          183 months ago

          I’m galactose intolerant and I just eated 10 million stars and 10 quadrillion tons of space dust (my tummy hurts 🤧)

          • Sunoc
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            133 months ago

            Omg are you Sagittarius A* ?! Such an honor to meet you here!

          • @Impound4017
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            13 months ago

            I got bloated now my tummy is defined with a Schwarzchild radius :(

  • @[email protected]
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    143 months ago

    maybe they should’ve been a little more tolerant if they didn’t want to engulfed by a giant ball of plasma

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    a dying neutron star

    A Black Dwarf is a thing, but not yet.

    Edit: nope, White Dwarfs have a different evolution path.

    Btw, what hapens with a pulsar after he’s done pulsing?

    • @ReveredOxygen
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      133 months ago

      If cooling down counts as dying. They don’t produce heat or have much activity at all

      • ZephrC
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        They’re still neutron stars though. As far as we know the only ways for a neutron star to stop being a neutron star is for enough stuff to fall into them that they collapse into a black hole, two merge to become a black hole, or if they get eaten by a black hole. Otherwise neutron stars are just about the most stable things in the universe.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        Interestingly enough, the inner Layers of a neutron star are commonly modeled to have a temperature of 0K, since the extreme density prevents thermal movements

    • @[email protected]
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      233 months ago

      Original joke was something specific to lactose intolerance, like milk or yogurt. This anti-joke just replaces it with something that would destroy them like that regardless of their lactose bigotry.

    • Cethin
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      103 months ago

      My guess is that it’s an anti-joke. A dying neutron star will destroy anyone no matter what you can or can’t digest.