• MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    (picks Matthew 11:29 option)

    Max: “Come to me, all of those those who are-”

    Kate: “You think a bible verse will fix everything? My family relationships are irreparably damaged and so is what little social status i had! Everyone will cry about me for 5 minutes and then do their usual shit again including the person who drugged me! So the least i could do is take their mental health with me by turning myself into Kate-y purée right in front of them! Now excuse me while i do a Free Bird 4:55!”

  • Jumuta
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    1 year ago

    fly highhh free birddd insert 10 hour guitar solo