I am one of those NPCs that was given a schedule routine, but I only exist to serve as padding out the size of the town and have no function other than of being part of the local aesthetic.
I get it. I’m the guy in old 8 bit RPGs who hiccups to show that he’s drunk and sometimes says nonsense.
I think the devs forgot to program my routine so I keep finding myself t-posing in the bathroom
Same
Occasionally a player may follow you around. They’re just curious how long your routine is, they’ll stop when they get bored.
I don’t mind that, it’s when they quicksave that I start sweating
And yet nothing ever happens, what are you worried about?
Also, do your pockets feel lighter?
Your name made me think you had a bunch of reddit awards for your comment
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You’re a Stardew NPC, and you just got looked up on the wiki. Did they also inexplicably know exactly where to find you at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday?
