I don’t get it
The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver
Replace the vodka with champaign and it’s called a Mimosa and it’s fancy.
I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
Ok Randy.
And nobody will judge you for getting blitzed at brunch on mimosas!
However, I have learned that if you go to a cross-dress club (I actually really don’t know what the place was, or how to describe it, but it was like cabaret, I guess, with cross-dressers. Fucking blast!) and get blitzed on dollar mimosas -in the evening-, they will absolutely judge you :)
Combine orange juice with fruit wine and it’s prickly.
A mimosa is just breakfast alcohol.
Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.
I call it Crapsman tools
In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.
Hardcore boomer humor
Good boomer humor
unpopular opinion: A drink that’s just booze and juice doesn’t deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it’s called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.I’m a firm believer in that it’s not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.
That’s what the ice is for.
Frozen water is not an ingredient.
No, it’s two!
I’m guessing German rural areas?
Other notable mentions:
Vodka-Bull
Jäger-Bull
Jacky-Cola
Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)
I call it orange vod-juice-ka
I call it breakfast
We literally just call it vodka juice
It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.
Thank God for the comment section lol
Don’t use Tropicana. Use Simply.
Edit: Someone’s downvoting this excellent advice?
Try the two side by side. It’s night and day.
I use Tampico
I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party
Sunny D gang in the house
I up voted, but you are still going to hell for this lol
Orange crush.
The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.
Has anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn’t related to construction? 😏
We meet again. Lemmy sure is small.
That, or KOLANAKI is chronically online.
Same could be said about you, or me, for that matter
Sure, but we’re not talking about you or me. We’re talking about KOLANAKI.
It helps that their name stands out more since it’s bold and in bigger font.
It also helps that they’re genuinely cool people.
I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.
Is this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.
How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?
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