I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”

Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.

Ok, did these “hoverboard” things make a sudden comeback? As I remember, they were here, then started catching fire when charging, and then disappeared. Now today, I saw a couple kids riding them, then several miles away, more kids using them, and now this post.

Mom said you have to hover when using a public toilet

Really had to thread the needle to get it in there, huh?

Genius! With that thing you always have your squatty potty with you.

Yes, by height of gap it’s easy to forget you are in future