The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 months agoIt doesn't exist once you step out of the showerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up11.23Karrow-down130
arrow-up11.2Karrow-down1imageIt doesn't exist once you step out of the showerlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square120fedilink
minus-squarewhere_am_ilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 months agoexactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you’ll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself “da heck?” and will remember that you gotta go buy some.
minus-squareZloubida@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoAnd then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don’t throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoOr you start a game of shampoo bottle “toss” because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.
minus-squareZloubida@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoNah, I never start a fight I can’t win.
exactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you’ll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself “da heck?” and will remember that you gotta go buy some.
And then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don’t throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.
Or you start a game of shampoo bottle “toss” because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.
Nah, I never start a fight I can’t win.