• Cloudless ☼
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    863 months ago

    Add a dialup modem and a dot matrix printer and you have a symphony.

  • @[email protected]
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    423 months ago

    Internet used to be so slow that you had a tv next to the computer so you could keep yourself entertained until the funny picture loaded.

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        303 months ago

        Youngin. I remember downloading a song took an hour. Want to download an album? Better clear out your weekend and hope no one else needed the phone

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          23 months ago

          I think my first modem was a 14400. It was so slow, but somehow I was so patient. If I was getting 3KB a second, I was happy.

    • @[email protected]
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      213 months ago

      Downloadlng kinky pictures, you’d better have a kink for hairstyles or eyebrows, because it’ll be a while before anything else displays.

      • @mindbleach
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        33 months ago

        Bitmaps loaded from the bottom up! Tomorrow.

    • @[email protected]
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      153 months ago

      What’d you use? I’m moving into a new place and my bedroom shares a wall with my roommates and I’m curious about mute the, uh, fan noises.

      • IWantToFuckSpez
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        If your fan noises 😉 are really loud you should install a wall made of acoustic drywall in front of that shared wall and fill the gap with acoustic foam. Acoustic foam alone won’t help with loud noise. Since that mostly reduces the reflection of sound. Sound can still pass trough the foam and then trough the wall.

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          13 months ago

          The acoustic dry wall is a good shout, but I don’t think my boyfriend would take too kindly to me shrinking our room and the shared wall has closets for both bedrooms. I’m hoping those closets will do something to help, and the foam wall paneling is a good shout, but I’m trying to think of ways to do it in a way that’ll please his aesthetic desires. He doesn’t want it to look like a “streamer’s bedroom”. I joke with him and say change one letter and it’s more accurate, so maybe he’ll considered some colored ones mounted at angles to create a more visually appealing surface. That, or try to mount a rug on the wall 😅

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      113 months ago

      That’s called a data center. If you get to the point that you need sound protection it is no longer a homelab, it is a home data center.

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      53 months ago

      Jesus! What are you running that makes that much noise? I have two HP DL360p gen8’s (older 1u units with LOUD fans when they get going) and a custom built gaming server in a rack at the end of my bed. Together they’re sometimes a bit annoyingly loud when they’re hard at work, but with the door closed you can barely hear them. I can’t imagine a single server so loud that neighbors could hear it from a basement. You got a supercomputer in there or something?

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          83 months ago

          Ahhhh. Okay, I thought you meant a single unit was creating all that noise.

          We store several hundred terabyte of data for “personal” (i won’t go into the contents as its not for public, nothing illigal either) usage.

          Got it - it’s all Linux ISOs.

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              23 months ago

              If my dream of living out in the woods ever comes true, I’ll legit do this. Until then, I figure I wouldn’t last a week being so close to a major city so it’s a moot point.

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        older 1u units with LOUD fans when they get going)

        1U servers tend to have loud fans regardless of age. Small fans that spin very quickly (to get decent airflow) will do that. They’re also designed for use in data centers where noise is less of a concern.

        Sometimes you can replace server fans with Noctua fans, but the small Noctua fans generally have less airflow than the stock ones (usually made by Delta) so you’d have to check they’d be sufficient for your use case.

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          23 months ago

          Oh, I know it. Thankfully the noise is only bad during initial boot (which seldom happens) or if they’re really kicked into high gear.

      • Corroded
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        No worries. The 8-Bit Guy, Michael MJD, Action Retro, and Cathode Ray Dude are all YouTubers in a similar vein in my opinion that I would recommend.

        That’s also LGR’s second channel by the way. His main channel is LGR.

    • @mindbleach
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      23 months ago

      Macintosh Performa models had downright adorable little bwip… bwip… bwip noises.

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    Hearing all the noises in the right sequence was how you knew everything was working on startup

    I bet I could close my eyes and still tell you what each of those sounds meant and in what order from my family’s first computer (a 386!) if you played a recording of it today

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      53 months ago

      3002665366 5208755582 9033345000 0630933184 0963550392 7511664147 1820499734 7258296126 8465252516 0599730397 7136252641 3845705669 5451577926 0131893735 7274065594 2954866195 5500233594 0141755020 7972844581 9877971506 5208866445 6063529812 5105856946 5863222721 8084121192 5215135767 7643686166 3658503648 8965559254 3283996428 3497349348 0491331159 9270875024 8686527579 0593419975 6940012558 8217002911 0362048989 7804985303 4736850964 4603348329 8174632206 3239807745 3006125177 8102438021 5244451216 0666763938 7349877224 7712704913 5501839059 8258287209 8192708586 0291680960 1806857568 7654265894 7974099940 0600414826 9370397070 9106242919 9102694366 2917872935 0146346432 1681045878 5589853876 7917170874 0469523706 3150045348 7874232848 7184228390 4218581564 8481526066 8122293859 2616579736 5455257600 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 000 must have been a cool computer indeed.

  • Jo Miran
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    143 months ago

    Me: Reminisces in SCSI hard drive earthquake noises.

  • Ale
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    133 months ago

    I remembered that when I was young I had to wait for the summer to play late at night because we had centralized AC and all bedroom doors were closed. It was the only time when they could not hear my PC :D

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      Friend and I started doing water cooling stuff.
      He could only play in winter, because he could place his water bucket on the balcony

  • YTG123
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    123 months ago

    You can use negative decibels, right? It’s a logarithmic scale

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    103 months ago

    Only complaint I have is that some modern monitors start making a high pitched noise with age. I sincerely thought I had tinnitus before I figured that out

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      This explains so much… I always wondered why it went away when I turned the power strip off… (this is real). In all seriousness, I am shockingly relieved. Also very annoyed. Very, very annoyed. That monitor was so goddamn extensive!

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        13 months ago

        I’m not sure if its a federation issue or not but your comment appears several times.

    • Possibly linux
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      13 months ago

      That’s not good. I would be worried about the potential fire hazard.

      The noise is one or more components physically osculating

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        13 months ago

        That’s an understandable worry, but the fucker has not burst into flames yet nor has it made any indication of doing so anytime soon, and I don’t leave the room with it on. I treat most technology like a burning candle

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    103 months ago

    I actually like that my gaming computer makes a bit of noise. I can tab out while it’s loading a game with tons of mods and know by the sound exactly when it’s ready to play.

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    22 months ago

    Oh not mine. I got 6 industrial grade 140mm case fans. My leafblower is going to take off the ground before it overheats.