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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-27 months agojams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length Professionals know: No pain, no gain.
minus-square0x4E4FOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-27 months agoThat’s some BDSM shit… wonder how you handle cactuses.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoYou just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months ago“hey where do you want this cactus? … Yeah I can wait” starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoMight I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you’d be a perfect fit.
jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length
Professionals know: No pain, no gain.
That’s some BDSM shit… wonder how you handle cactuses.
You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.
Simple, elegant… I like it 👍.
“hey where do you want this cactus? … Yeah I can wait”
starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy
BSD*
Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you’d be a perfect fit.