Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前We must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1892arrow-down124
arrow-up1868arrow-down1imageWe must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteData's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square65fedilink
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down13·edit-22 年前Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️ The sun is an angel confirmed
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-22 年前I’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 年前So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前But, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up? I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 年前We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前Trading one god-master for another, man.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 年前Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 年前A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
minus-squareUlfKirsten@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
minus-squareraid@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
minus-squareJehovasThickness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 年前Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前Hail to the Sun God! We know he’s a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
minus-squareSerpardum@lemmyonline.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
minus-squarecrbnlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️ Exists long before and long after us ☑️ Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️ … Seems time to start praying to Ra.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Yeah but how many eyes does it have
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️
Constantly changing form ☑️
Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️
Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
wtf I’m religious now
I’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
wake up sheeple
But, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up?
I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
Trading one god-master for another, man.
Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️
Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️
Surrounded by its dead children ☑️
Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️
Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️
Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️
The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
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Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
…
Seems time to start praying to Ra.
Yeah but how many eyes does it have