• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 months ago

    This was the first post of the day when I opened lemmy. And it was the first to make me super satisfied with a big grin. Absolute joy. Love it! I’m not even gonna scroll cause I love this moment too much to ruin it. I’m gonna fuck off to watch some saved videos instead. Hat tip.

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    7 months ago

    I expect to see this reported as fact on Newsmax by the middle of next week.

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      7 months ago

      “For our next segment: Is Tetris woke? Let’s discuss.”

      “Has Nintendo been grooming youths to attack traditional family values?”

      “Should us real patriots start boycotting video games?”

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          Right, because they never blame the wrong people while they’re blaming the wrong things. Paragons of virtue and real sticklers for accuracy to maintain their journalistic integrity, those ones.

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            7 months ago

            What? No, I just mean to give the original creator of the game the credit he deserves. It was originally stolen from him.

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    7 months ago

    One minute you’re playing Tetris, the next minute you’re taking another man’s cock up your arse. The link is undeniable.

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      I was scanning it for the “we’ve been played for ABSOLUTE FOOLS” part.

      …the itch wasn’t scratched. :(

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      7 months ago

      It sounds like a more unhinged version of my father’s rants about the liberal agenda

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    7 months ago

    I played Tetris on the original game boy. Right now I’m listening to the Rocky horror picture show soundtrack.

    Coincidence?

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    Listen I’m a proud liberal L and I’m glad that the liberal supreme court protected L marriage. I’m also about as far left as you can get but these days the Z’s are being ridiculous. They don’t understand how good they have it, and how they should be grateful and patient for their day to come. Making trouble in the party just puts L’s like me at risk again and we don’t want that. Oh and don’t get me started on those fucking T’s

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    7 months ago

    You gonna lump the squares in with the straights! Not in my backwoods trailer your not!

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    Yet, in the old days the only path to success was through shoving straight into a hole. Now a days (while having a Tetris 99 orgy) you have your T spins and your combos and your double T spins. It’s a T agenda conspiracy!

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    7 months ago

    This doesn’t make sense. I keep getting told communism don’t like the gays so communism is bad and capitalism is good because you get to have cars and 1000 types of Hershey candy bars.