• DJKJuicy
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    7 months ago

    Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

    I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

    Fuck those sky-rats.

      • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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        7 months ago

        Aye who the fuck leaves a steak unattended in Edinburgh? I’m amazed the seagull got it before a junkie scarfed it

    • kattenluik@feddit.nl
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      7 months ago

      As if you wouldn’t steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don’t think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        7 months ago

        if it had zero consequences

        And yet, here there were consequences.

        It’s just a specific breeding programme and he was culling the failures. #evolution \s

      • Soulg
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        7 months ago

        Pretty sure it dying instantly in a quick whack is the opposite of being abused

        Like no he shouldn’t have done that but you’re going a little overboard

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      7 months ago

      I must say, it’s brave of you to admit a bird outsmarted you. You must be fun at parties, though.