Tell them you’re outside right now. “oh wrong address, I’ll go tomorrow instead” Rinse and repeat.
If it is close enough actually drop a package off. Letter in it that read:
“Nope, I am not”.
Then just block the person.
Lol also very funny.
Pulling the ol’ Amir Blumenfeld, I see.
I didn’t see the relevance of the video so I just stopped watching it.
At the end there’s a mediocre bit where they call some guy and make him go outside to see a “gift” but there isn’t actually one there.
I’m glad CollegeHumor ditched the old talent and switched to the current Dropout formula and talent.
Someone rolled a 1 on their persuasion check
With a charisma of 6.
This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.
I am a single mother
Yeah, imagine saying no to a double mother.
So how are the kids?
I’d probably say something like “okay I’ll bring it to you what’s your address?” And tell them an hour later I dropped it off by their mailbox and make them think I gave it to the wrong address. Someone as entitled as this would have a meltdown
RHETORIC: Easy - FailureI couldn’t even begin to imagine a stranger speaking to someone like this
What kind of fucking animal talks like that?!?
Is this like a trick to get the person to say yes then she can try to sue them or something because they agreed (even though they weren’t going to follow through)?
“Dropped it off, hope you like them!” “No you didn’t!” “Sure I did, it was right where you said you’d be. Labeled waste management and all”
I don’t have no one to give me a ride
“I don’t have no one” is a double negative, which means that if this sentence had been spoken by an intelligent person, it means they do indeed have someone who could give them a ride.
