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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Can't go back to waiting tables

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Can't go back to waiting tables

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • OpenStars@discuss.online
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    You are a moral philosophy professor

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    …you wish! :-P

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      For every decision he fails to make, he does one push up

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      • navi@lemmy.tespia.org
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        The Chiti Way.

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      This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors, they’re jealous of dem gainz.

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    Who are we to decide that tying people to train tracks is wrong?

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      Maybe they want to be tied up and have a train run on them.

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        A classic romance. That’s how my mom married an engineer!

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          Sometimes love hits like a freight train

          *passenger train

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    This is the best take I’ve seen so far. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

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    Finally the point of the trolley dilemma: recognition that you don’t know your moral culpability until you analyze the structures in place that led to it: i.e. who tied these folks to the tracks and why are you in this position being given this choice and by whom, etc.

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    The trick is to figure out if you’re doing it for the intrinsic enjoyment of doing it or extrinsic financial reasons

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      Which one is better?

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        Yes

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    tie people to the rails offer directed study credits to graduate students participating in the professor’s research

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