First AMATE, welcome my friends. Your job now is to make me look like a fool. Simply ask me a question and edit it once I have answered you.
How do you go about babysitting babies or toddlers during a heat wave?
Get some water to cool the guys down, then letting my dog eat them
What you did to that cow was bad enough to begin with but why did you do it at a football game?
A mixture of loneliness and wanting to have fun with strangers
What does a super stellar-mass star turn into after it goes supernova?
Yo mama
Do inter-racial couples make you uncomfortable?
Very mixed feelings. On the one hand I think it’s disgusting and I don’t want to have it near me, on the other hand everyone should do what he/she wants
What did you say your IQ was?
Less than 45
What’s the best way to enjoy puppies?
Freshly cooked on a warm summer evening with a red wine
What do you believe is an appropriate punishment for murder?
If you were a dairy farmer, how would you get a cow pregnant?
Stick my penis into her
Coincidentally, I am working at a cow farm right now, no further comments though