• Crozekiel@lemmy.zipEnglish
    15·
    8 months ago

    I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:

    Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far.

    Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far.

    Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato.

    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad.

    Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

    Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.

        • keyez@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          8 months ago

          I hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.

      • djsoren19@yiffit.netEnglish
        2·
        8 months ago

        You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.

    • NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.worldEnglish
      1·
      8 months ago

      Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.