“If we don’t send arms to Israel, then someone else will, such as … hmmmm … China – yes, Chinaaaaa! China bad and scary! USA gud and pure! Trust me bro, it’s complicated, you just don’t understand. He’s playing 4d chess bro, and he has to win the election, I swear if he just wins the election the genocide will stop, I know we lied to you about literally everything in 2020, and 2012, and 2008, and… but this time fr bro trust me.”
-How (totally not racist) liberals defending Butcher Biden sound
Trust me bro, middle eastern foreign policy is a cake walk. Who cares about intricate networks of alliances, the PotUS is the king of the world baby! All Biden has to do is violate established trade agreements, that totally won’t cost us what little negotiation influence we have, trust me bro. I swear, it’s super simple, it’s just that none of these people who do foreign policy for a living understand the situation like I do.
Biden has to lose the election, trust me bro. His opponent has only been criticizing him for not supporting Israel enough, and criticizing Israel for not securing victory fast enough and losing the PR battle by letting footage of their atrocities get out. He’d totally be better for Palestinians, just trust me bro. He’s going to end the genocide by finishing it bro, you can’t have any more Palestinian deaths if they’re all already dead, big brain move bro.