• Kalkaline
    link
    fedilink
    English
    171 month ago

    Marvel Rivals is the game of the century. It’s depth is amazing. The controls are flawless. The graphics are mind blowing. It’s not worth waiting on, you should pre-order it today and buy all the expansion packs. I’m definitely not saying this because of legal obligation or threats against my dog. Please buy this game now, there’s no time.

    • Skelectus
      link
      fedilink
      English
      51 month ago

      Satire detected. Please stand by, your dog will be killed shortly.

  • @cyr0catdrag0nz
    link
    English
    121 month ago

    I’m not a lawyer, but sounds like you can and should disparage the contract as much as you like. Shit is laughable they must’ve made such a bad game…

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        21 month ago

        Actually, that would fall under the “or provide subjective negative reviews of the game”. Because reviewers are only allowed to have an opinion if it’s positive.