• @IrateAnteater
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    491 month ago

    Normally, I can kind of get a feel for what the sovcit is misinterpreting and how they think things work. This one just makes zero sense. I can’t figure out what they are talking about.

    • Flying Squid
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      201 month ago

      I think they’re saying that what the state considers to be “you” (which is not what it actually considers, but they’re nuts) is a commodity that is traded for profit.

      It’s one of their convoluted conspiracy ideas when the fact is that it isn’t necessary. Your labor is already earning those profits every day you go to work.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 month ago

        I strongly suspect the original post was attempting to use the word “chattel”, but couldn’t get it right.

        Chattel, as in chattel slavery. Which means the idea being spun appears to be a driver’s license registers one on the books of the Department Of Transportation as a chattel slave, a good to be bought and sold.

        Which begs the question who is trading with the DOT, but I’m sure the answer would be 36 pages of unpunctuated explanation.

      • @[email protected]
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        141 month ago

        Which is wild, because data brokers are real and really do that. Like… Take all your braincells one step to the left and you’ve got a winner.

        • Flying Squid
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          111 month ago

          Data brokers have no place in Facebook conspiracy theories about commodifying humans, silly!

        • mynachmadarch
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          41 month ago

          I dunno, sounds like the tea version of butter coffee, which is coffee and butter and sprinkle of salt. I’d personally totally be down. Is yak butter a very different taste from cow butter? I want to try sheep butter but can’t find it reasonably anywhere.

          • Flying Squid
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            21 month ago

            More than a sprinkle. It’s not seawater salty, but it’s not a light salt either. Yak butter is extremely fatty. That’s about all I can say about it since I only had it in the tea and I’ve never had any other kind of butter in my tea.

            Basically, it’s warm and high in calories, so it’s perfect for someone living in the Himalayas.

  • @[email protected]
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    31 month ago

    Knew it all the time, finally some confirmation

    Oh wait this is insane and no normal person would ever come up with it