siriusmart@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agoHow the dinosaurs really diedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1663arrow-down120
arrow-up1643arrow-down1imageHow the dinosaurs really diedlemmy.worldsiriusmart@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down2·10 months ago“I wish this shooting star didn’t leave a crater” Checkmate atheists.
minus-squareseaQueue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoThat’s just asking for a large near-c rock. Can’t leave a crater if there’s nothing remaining at all.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAt that size is it really a shooting star? I suppose technically it is (a meteor) but it would take up half the sky for the split second you could see it before dying in hell fire.
minus-squaresus@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoaliens decide to shoot a literal star at earth
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoIt could just be the Centauri and their thrice damned mass drivers again.
minus-squareseaQueue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoDo we need to split hairs on money’s paw wish fulfillment?
minus-squarefaerbitlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoSince this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs
minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoWell done, you’ve created a wish paradox! Now we are all equally blessed and fucked.
“I wish this shooting star didn’t leave a crater”
Checkmate atheists.
That’s just asking for a large near-c rock. Can’t leave a crater if there’s nothing remaining at all.
At that size is it really a shooting star? I suppose technically it is (a meteor) but it would take up half the sky for the split second you could see it before dying in hell fire.
aliens decide to shoot a literal star at earth
It could just be the Centauri and their thrice damned mass drivers again.
Do we need to split hairs on money’s paw wish fulfillment?
Since this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs
Well done, you’ve created a wish paradox! Now we are all equally blessed and fucked.