Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled like Slurm!

- She turned you into a newt?
- It’s okay. I had another guy.

Professor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We’re going on a quest to find the Holy Grail.

Sir Robender: I’m not going. Bite my shiny metal armor.

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Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me!

Branniganthrax: Oh, I’ll show it to you. How would you like some… [Steps closer] peril?

Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh.

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Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see.

Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.

Hermes: What…is your name?

Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid.

Hermes: What…is your quest?

Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn’t listening.

Hermes: [sighs] What…is your favorite color?

Fry: Purple-orange.

Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead.

Robender: What?! THAT’S EASY!

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Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries.

Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord…

Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo!

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Fry-thur: One…two…five!

Leelancelot: Three, Fry.

Fry-thur: What?

[Explosion]

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Fry-thur: Whoa, that’s cool. What’s your name?

Enchantress: There are some who call me…Amy?

Fry-thur: Dope.

Amy: I know, right?

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Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

Matt Groenig (live action): I’ll never die.