• eestileib
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      7 months ago

      You know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album.

      Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.

      But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.

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        7 months ago

        I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.

        Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.

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          7 months ago

          Wait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me?

          😮

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        7 months ago

        Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.

        No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is