• lurch (he/him)
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    6 months ago

    “I’ve eaten the occasional baby, but I swear, I’m not a cannibal” 🤣

    • businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 months ago

      no

      all REAL vegans will tell you that their weekly cat steaks contain vital brain boostertm compounds that are impossible to find in any other known material and are therefore necessary to stay alive

      • bec@lemmy.ml
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        6 months ago

        I can’t believe Lemmy was plagues by you barbaric eaters of cats… just eat dogs like god intended for fucsk sake

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          6 months ago

          well i would but some people actually have a very rare medical condition that prevents them from eating dogs instead of cats

          of course i dont have that condition but its good enough reason for me

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    6 months ago

    Seems about right for a vegan. Delusion comes with the territory.

  • bec@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    People like these may be Tyson’s shills or something