return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 7 months agoMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1300arrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up86arrow-down2·7 months agoAnswering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·7 months agoWhy were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
minus-squareNABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoIf they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoHonestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoThey messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoOh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?
Answering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
Oh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?
You wanted them?