• Norgur@kbin.social
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    6 months ago

    What the cat says: You. Stinky human. You will take me with you to your house. You will feed me and you will obey. If you are a good servant, I may be inclined to allow one touch on my belly. If you dare to linger on my belly, though, I will smite you with the wrath of itchy scratches!
    What the human heras: Meeoow.
    Human: Aww, Little guy, come with me!

    We’re but silly slaves.