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  • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish
    345·
    9 months ago

    Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
        162·
        9 months ago

        I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

        • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          92·
          9 months ago

          Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

          Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

      • naughtEnglish
        178·
        9 months ago

        It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

        Disclaimer

        eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

            • froztbyte@awful.systemsEnglish
              92·
              9 months ago

              you’ll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.

              at the fucking core of it, “haha it’s funny because I’m joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food” is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that’s anything but focused?

              please fuck off with that bullshit.

              (e: just realized this may also sound like I’m arguing (from) a binary - that’s not the intention)

            • David Gerard@awful.systemsMEnglish
              72·
              9 months ago

              this winner just tried a flood of spurious reports

              we have improved his techtakes experience, and everyone else’s