• @flambonkscious
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      423 days ago

      If it wasn’t all so serious, I feel like there’s a self-mockery career in there somewhere

        • @[email protected]
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          1223 days ago

          It would be awesome if he picked it up again after. Imagine Putin’s shame. Empire crumbling, your own state turning on you, the world laughing. And this guy who beat you doesn’t take your kingdom, doesn’t rule with an iron fist to match your own. They just fuck off and tell jokes about your failure until retirement.

        • @flambonkscious
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          223 days ago

          I’d forgotten that! Sheesh, thats some dark material

  • @[email protected]
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    24 days ago

    It’s just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.

    • @[email protected]
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      323 days ago

      My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think

      • @[email protected]
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        223 days ago

        Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.

    • Skua
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      224 days ago

      Soon he’s gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself

  • don
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    324 days ago

    Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!