• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Protect from IUDs?! intrauterine devices?? They sure are taking birth control seriously in Prosper boys…

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      6 months ago

      Improvised Uterine Device? Medically-assisted abortions are gone but the police still need protection from coat hangers.

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      6 months ago

      I mean those gentleman need an MRAP to keep all the ladies off of them. You never know when an IUD is going to get you.

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          6 months ago

          Let’s not pretend the average cop isn’t too stupid to understand "I"mprovised "E"xplosive "D"evice.

          It wasn’t some “witty pun on IED and DUI”. It was an idiot cop not knowing the proper acronym, nothing more.

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            6 months ago

            how could he possibly just see a three letter acronym and change the order HE MUTHT BE INTHANE

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            6 months ago

            Hmm, how indeed. Maybe try some trick like holding the word in front of a mirror and see what happens?