Oooohhhh double encrypted, just one more easy exploit and we’ll get double secret encryption!
It’s double rot13…
ROT26 is how I store all my passwords on my PC
We base64’d your data for enhanced encryption!!!1!1!
You’re out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o’clock Monday morning!
You’re right. We gotta do something.
Absolutely.
You know what we gotta do?
Toga party.
Neat, it’s still spying
now with biometrics added for extra flavor.
So that just means anyone BUT Microsoft will have a harder time trying to find out what you’re doing.
Are they missing the fucking point?
Depends how they implemented the encryption. But you’re probably right
Double-dog super mega no tag-backs cross my heart and hope to die Triple Lindy Dangerfield encrypted
Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I’m all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤
Triple encrypted or nothing.
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp! You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!
Why not? It worked for DES until AES came about
Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*
Recall has been…recalled? M$ needs to remove this crap totally - security incident waiting to happen 👿
Whoa, whoa, whoa… The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can’t turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.
I’ll bet you a dollar that becomes the case within a year or two, after the attention dies down.
