WE’RE OUTNUMBERED QUICK EVERYONE USE YOUR NATURAL CARNIVORE SPEED AND DEADLY TALONS AND RAZOR SHARP CANINES TO EAT ALL THE COWS BEFORE THEY EAT US!!

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    4 months ago

    It’s all fun and games until you realise that meat eating plants also exist.

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      4 months ago

      This is incredibly intelligent and rooted in actual possibility and novel, you had me in awe. I’d give you reddit gold but I’m poor (and that’s why I’m not vegan) so I unfortunately have to choose between a prime quality steak or giving you gold. Hope this 🏅 can make up for it! I will also study this argument and present it to vegans that ask me not to obliterate the lives of trillion animals every year

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      4 months ago

      You’re probably joking, but in case you’re not:

      An important part about the vegan philosophy is that you reduce animal suffering as much as is practicable. That means a vegan on a desert island faced with an “eat meat or die” kinda situation is morally justified to eat meat. A much more common situation is that vegans use medicine tested on animals. If their health depends on it and there’s no cruelty-free alternatives, it is justified.

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          4 months ago

          Ah, you are joking :))

          Yeah, can be hard to tell with stuff like this because I’ve heard similar things completely seriously from meat eaters.

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    They don’t have upper teeth, so I’m not sure how much that would hurt, probably just startled her.