• @lurch
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    2017 days ago

    what really matters is one of them should be in jail and not get the launch codes again, in case he wants to nuke the weather again

  • Patapon Enjoyer
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    17 days ago

    I love this genre of headlines.

    2028 - Both frontrunners might be possessed by Spaniard Conquistador ghosts, but here’s how they differ on immigration

    2032 - President Pizarro’s reelection in trouble as Man Who Thinks He’s a T-Rex wins Primary