Ngl, I would go just for that.

And here’s the part where I’m likely to end up having to tell someone to go fuck themselves when they try and be a dick.

But I dated a “midget” stripper. She didn’t have any of the forms of dwarfism, but had a childhood illness that permanently halted her growth ( none of anyone’s business what it was, because it is rare enough to be identifying). She was just barely 4 ft tall, and very petite overall. Fully developed, mind you, just very minimally so and not quite as full framed as even short adults her age.

I bounced for a couple of club owners, and one of them had two strip clubs. That’s where I met her. She made bank what with being very unique. She was also prone to creeps being a problem, even compared to the creeps dancers run into usually. I would always walk her to her car when we shared a shift because of said creeps. Mind you, I did that for any dancer that wanted it, but most of them were fine with someone just watching as they left rather than escorting them.

She ended up quitting after she saved up enough to start a housekeeping company. That’s when she asked me out. I had a very strict no shitting where I ate policy regarding the ladies at work. But she wasn’t a coworker any more :)

Anyway, it didn’t last, but she was pretty awesome. We kinda lost contact a while back, but she was at my wedding. Really great lady, but we weren’t compatible on the important stuff. Different goals, different intentions about where were would live, that kind of thing.

I live within a mile of this place. 😭

I grew up near there as well. I remember when that said it on the sign.