• Fester@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    I wish I could afford a Boeing, but I go to Starbucks 35,000 times a day.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        6 months ago

        You say that in jest but I am a former flight instructor that isn’t particularly interested in going flying ever again, not since I dropped out of mechanic school anyway.

    • ours@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      If you had cut out the avocado toast, you could have afforded your own wide-body jet liner before your 30s.

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          6 months ago

          That’s how we know you’re not a millennial. A real millennial knows that’s only one week’s worth of 'cado toast.

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          6 months ago

          Well, it’s only 6.4 million Avocado toasts if you save some money on bolts…