• Gormadt
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    1119 days ago

    “Don’t say a word and he won’t find us. We need to cut through the arcade to get to the door. I can’t eat anymore of his pizza.”

  • @[email protected]
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    919 days ago

    Next step: the bowling ball drops from the bathtub, launching the man who then dives into the barrel, releasing the laundry basket meant to catch the mouse.

  • @[email protected]
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    619 days ago

    A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe…

    • KingJalopy
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      419 days ago

      It’s gonna be butt stuff I just know it

      I haven’t heard this about Richard Gere in so long LMAO, bravo

  • @[email protected]
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    319 days ago

    Moments before what in retrospect was inevitable, Jeremy realized he shouldn’t have crammed his rectal cavity with cheddar cheese that morning.

  • FuglyDuck
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    19 days ago

    “Why, Hello there!”

    (Edit: the trimmed the best part! The belly tickles as a reward.)