• brbposting
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    5 months ago

    Dear Satan,

    Your application for the Alphabet engineering position has been acce–[your message will continue after a word from our sponsors]

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Honestly, I’d be happy to take the job and sabotage them from the inside.