So. Without trauma dumping, I’ll simply say my dad is a bad dad. What’s a father’s day gift that says “you’re dead to me, but I’m still doing things to keep drama at bay”?

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    5 months ago

    Hm… I wonder if Walmart still has watermelon scented candles. “But dad, it smells just like summer!”

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      5 months ago

      Oh my gosh I had those! They did actually smell good with a quick sniff, but I hated them so much I threw out the rest.

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          5 months ago

          As a bonus, with those cheap candles there’s a decent chance burning them fills his house with toxicity.

          Just like him!