• lurch (he/him)
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    6 months ago

    this would be awkward hell every time a kid asks about it

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      6 months ago

      First date and she notices you shoe’s. Lots of questions, or maybe just a worried look on her face.

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          6 months ago

          Nah, I’ve had my fun. Some of those girls can get crazy dependent on you and I don’t like it. No more threats of committing suicide if I leave them, no way. Fuckin threw herself out of a moving car to feel something.

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      6 months ago

      “They’re villian shoes.” Then proceed to show them cartoon featuring Snipley Whiplash and a railroad.