• @[email protected]
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    23 days ago

    At press time, the feature was reportedly discontinued after the company discovered not a single Tesla owner was a woman.

    Damn, the Onion is too good. I was going to make that joke when I saw the headline lol

  • Zagorath
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    658 days ago

    Don’t worry, it’s kept totally secure and absolutely nobody can view the images except for Elon.

    • unalivejoy
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      7 days ago

      And the select group of billionaires he decides to share them with.

  • @[email protected]
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    248 days ago

    That would be a very popular feature with Tesla owners. Just scrap the internal camera and bingo bongo

  • @[email protected]
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    128 days ago

    This is only a temporary stopgap until Musk figures out a way to ship a miniature clone of himself with every Tesla who will live under your driver’s seat.

  • @[email protected]
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    78 days ago

    I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.