• Steamymoomilk
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    5 months ago

    NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!!

    YOU HAVE OPENED THE PORTAL!!!

    all i want for christmas by mariah carry starts playing

    ITS TOO LATE FOR ME SAVE YOURSELF YOU JUST GOTTA SURIVE FOR 12 DAYS!!! NOOO PLEASE A-AAGH

    glass shatters, then fades to black

    “ALL SHE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU”

    • Carl
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      5 months ago

      My father loves hallmark movies, and Christmas music. You can’t torture him with that. I can’t handle it, drives me up the wall.