• outbound@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Is there snow around? If so, write your name in the snow.

    Otherwise, piss as high as you can on a tree, a lamppost, or the corner of a building to mark your territory and assert your dominance.

  • southsamurai
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    1 year ago

    Immediately fall on your back, open your mouth as wide as possible, and reclaim that golden goodness

  • Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    This is where you come for the shit advices i am afraid. I am not qualified to give piss related advice. Just the shitty.

    If this is an emergency please dial 911