• drolex@sopuli.xyz
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    5 months ago

    be me

    get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school

    dad wakes me up for drive to school

    pass school

    “dad where are we going”

    “my friends want to meet you anon”

    pull up to schoolmate’s house

    it’s on fire

    the firefighters are there

    get to see my enemies die screaming while burning

    get to see a real fire truck

    mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      go to visit my dad in prison

      he asked me to smuggle in some cocaine

      I hide it in my firetruck

      give him the firetruck

      he hides the firetruck in his ass

      all the other inmates make fun of him for hiding a firetruck in his ass

      he builds a prison gang drug empire

      he has everyone that laughed at him killed

      now my firetruck smells funny