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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 months ago

Let me pull this out of my ass

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Let me pull this out of my ass

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  • Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The original makes more sense by not having that where clause Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

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      WHERE the_data_matches_the_vaguely_defined_parameters_in_your_head_that_you_never_told_me

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    I don’t think that’s how you’re meant to use a WHERE.

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      you just think that because you don’t already have the result of your criteria sitting in a magic field

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    It looks like AssDB uses a weird SQL syntax? Is it worth upgrading to, I hear it’s great at pulling information out of unstructured and even imaginary data sources?

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