🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year agoAnon gets calls from scammersimagemessage-square102linkfedilinkarrow-up1785arrow-down154
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minus-squareDeceptichumlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·1 year agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-21 year agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agothat’s the one guaranteed one we have!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.