So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

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      5 months ago

      It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

      Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

      • itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

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          5 months ago

          Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

          • itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world
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            5 months ago

            Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.